What movies have not aged well?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Moonraker

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Can a cop pull you over walking home asking why you are out so late?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

What is the sluttiest thing your wife has ever done?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Diamonds Are Forever

How do I get my body in shape?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why is that Hag Hillary Clinton so quiet these days? She is the dog that isn't barking

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Goldfinger

Why are people with Asperger syndrome unenthusiastic?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why are Trump supporters so incredibly stupid?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”Ah so!”

How can I stop overthinking and take action more quickly?

From Russia With Love

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-J W Pepper

The Roman Empire at the time of Christ kept meticulous records. Why then, is there no record of the trial of Jesus?

A View to a Kill

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”She is very sexyful!”

What does it mean when we dream about demons, ghosts, monsters, etc.?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What is a narcissist grandmother like, with her grandchild?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Live and Let Die

Dr No

Octopussy